Bugger off Gary, everyone knows about God's Wonderful Railway and how He said in 1906 "Let there be a perfect railway", and there was a perfect railway.
Less known, but recently discovered on scrolls (in a cave) by the Dead Sea, was the story of how a certain "bad" ex-angel tried to copy God's work (thinking he was as good as God) and came up with LMS, LNER and Southern as alternatives.
But God saw his work and saw that it was good, so He took the bad angel and cast him out of His house, saying "Sod off you cheeky little bugger, how can you compare all this shit to God's Wonderful Railway?"
And if anyone doesn't agree with me, in the words of the Almighty, they can sod off too.
Have a nice day, Jeff the Evangelist.
Less known, but recently discovered on scrolls (in a cave) by the Dead Sea, was the story of how a certain "bad" ex-angel tried to copy God's work (thinking he was as good as God) and came up with LMS, LNER and Southern as alternatives.
But God saw his work and saw that it was good, so He took the bad angel and cast him out of His house, saying "Sod off you cheeky little bugger, how can you compare all this shit to God's Wonderful Railway?"
And if anyone doesn't agree with me, in the words of the Almighty, they can sod off too.
Have a nice day, Jeff the Evangelist.
