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Kitlers and the furred Reich
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Now we all know that dogs have owners while cats have staff. At times, the help given by our feline friends to us railway modellers can have disastrous consequences. For cat lovers such as myself it is particularly traumatic as one does not dare to shout at the cat as one knows only too well that they will only sulk and do something else dreadful like being sick on the duvet. So this page is dedicated to fellow feline victims under the jack paw of the Furred Reich! Indeed, we should probably undertake a post-structuralist analysis of the socio-semiotics of fuhrer/feline inter-contextuality.
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Whinge the Egyptian Mau (spotty one) and his constant companion Lenny the Foreign self colour and Microdot (scale 12"/1ft) during a quieter moment.
Much of the time, modelling leaves me with hands covered with half dried sticky materials. This is exactly when Whinge requires attention. I must say that Whinge, realising that his humans are almost entirely devoid of fur, is remarkably generous with his. This leaves us with a constant problem of trying to keep Whinge fur and the railway separate. All our locomotives have had to be dismantled to remove cat hair from moving parts!
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Whinge also hates so much attention being devoted to the model, rather than himself. To this end, he has on occasion jumped onto the baseboard. That is until he sat on the signal cabin which has long sharp finials. One detached and embedded itself in his nether regions....a stressful moment for us all. We thank Expo Tools for the pointed tweezers and Ratio for free replacement finials!
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His best friend Lenny, a self colour caramel oriental has to be locked out when we run the trains due to his inability to differentiate between trains and mice (we think it's his inbreeding)!
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Sadly, our cat Lenny mistook it for a mouse while it was running round the layout. waiting for his moment
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he pounced and with a solid right claw, hooked it onto a brick step. The locomotive was completely destroyed.
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Lenny was not injured or upset in any way as a result of this incident.
There are however some compensations for owning cats.
The cost of producing realistic grass on model railways is quite high particularly if you elect to use the Noch electrostatic system. Researchers at County Gate have developed a new methodology using renewable resources with a low carbon footprint. The choice of cat breed can be important. We strongly recommend the use of oriental cats (if available). For smaller scales, we suggest using kittens.
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first wash cat
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some cats may struggle just a little
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many cats will require bleaching
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Dye cat required colour of grass. The cat above is meadow spring green. (best not to use a dye that requires boiling)
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this cat has been dyed in 'harvest gold'
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cover area to be treated with PVA adhesive and apply cat
For tufts, lightly dab on cat in required places. For larger areas, hold cat in place using gaffer tape until PVA is nearly dry, then tear off cat (try not to get your blood on the model). The grass can then be trimmed to length required. Allow cat to lick off excess PVA from its skin. Whiskers are excellent for marginal plants such as reeds.
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Once used, put aside for recycling and catch your neighbour's cat. The slight green tinge does fade in time.
OK, so I have got a twisted sense of humour but the Americans are dumb enough to do things like this for real!
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can you believe this? Only in America!
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best regards
John
Now we all know that dogs have owners while cats have staff. At times, the help given by our feline friends to us railway modellers can have disastrous consequences. For cat lovers such as myself it is particularly traumatic as one does not dare to shout at the cat as one knows only too well that they will only sulk and do something else dreadful like being sick on the duvet. So this page is dedicated to fellow feline victims under the jack paw of the Furred Reich! Indeed, we should probably undertake a post-structuralist analysis of the socio-semiotics of fuhrer/feline inter-contextuality.
Whinge the Egyptian Mau (spotty one) and his constant companion Lenny the Foreign self colour and Microdot (scale 12"/1ft) during a quieter moment.
Much of the time, modelling leaves me with hands covered with half dried sticky materials. This is exactly when Whinge requires attention. I must say that Whinge, realising that his humans are almost entirely devoid of fur, is remarkably generous with his. This leaves us with a constant problem of trying to keep Whinge fur and the railway separate. All our locomotives have had to be dismantled to remove cat hair from moving parts!
Whinge also hates so much attention being devoted to the model, rather than himself. To this end, he has on occasion jumped onto the baseboard. That is until he sat on the signal cabin which has long sharp finials. One detached and embedded itself in his nether regions....a stressful moment for us all. We thank Expo Tools for the pointed tweezers and Ratio for free replacement finials!
His best friend Lenny, a self colour caramel oriental has to be locked out when we run the trains due to his inability to differentiate between trains and mice (we think it's his inbreeding)!
Sadly, our cat Lenny mistook it for a mouse while it was running round the layout. waiting for his moment
he pounced and with a solid right claw, hooked it onto a brick step. The locomotive was completely destroyed.
Lenny was not injured or upset in any way as a result of this incident.
There are however some compensations for owning cats.
The cost of producing realistic grass on model railways is quite high particularly if you elect to use the Noch electrostatic system. Researchers at County Gate have developed a new methodology using renewable resources with a low carbon footprint. The choice of cat breed can be important. We strongly recommend the use of oriental cats (if available). For smaller scales, we suggest using kittens.
first wash cat
some cats may struggle just a little
many cats will require bleaching
Dye cat required colour of grass. The cat above is meadow spring green. (best not to use a dye that requires boiling)
this cat has been dyed in 'harvest gold'
cover area to be treated with PVA adhesive and apply cat
For tufts, lightly dab on cat in required places. For larger areas, hold cat in place using gaffer tape until PVA is nearly dry, then tear off cat (try not to get your blood on the model). The grass can then be trimmed to length required. Allow cat to lick off excess PVA from its skin. Whiskers are excellent for marginal plants such as reeds.
Once used, put aside for recycling and catch your neighbour's cat. The slight green tinge does fade in time.
OK, so I have got a twisted sense of humour but the Americans are dumb enough to do things like this for real!
can you believe this? Only in America!
best regards
John
