As Spider-Man 3 comes out, 10 Zen Monkeys has given us "Ten Worst Spiderman Tie-Ins".
Here is the Spiderman Freight train. I'm sure my kid would enjoy it though, so perhaps we could inspire a new generation to get into model railways...
They say: "Not only could Spider-Man stop a freight train - he is a freight train.
What kid hasn't dreamed of replacing fighting superheroes with drawings of them on the sides of a box car. Just imagine the thrilling battles when the Spider-Man boxcar fights the Green Goblin boxcar - to boxcar death.
The real moral of this story is that Sony didn't need to spend a quarter of a billion dollars making Spiderman 3. Kids would rather stay home playing with trains."